What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How did my ex move on very fast?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is your juiciest sex story?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.